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Hi, Grandpa.

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See ya, bro.

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Shit.

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No battery.

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Let's go Brandon.

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Hey Grandpa!

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Oh, hello.

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How have you been?

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I need some water.

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It sucks here.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Not liking it at all?

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Well, it's not much to do.

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It's, uh,

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no tail cheese.

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Oh, okay.

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I like them young, you know that.

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And they're not quite all the names
here.

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Sure.

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It was grandma's recipe.

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What was that? You're just making a
mess.

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Grandma. Thank you.

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What else is going on?

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Um, not much. You know, just got school
going on. Hanging out with my friends.

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Pretty much it.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Speaking of school.

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Yeah, I've been growing it out. I didn't
like it short.

30
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Yeah, I changed my shampoo recently.

31
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Why don't you stand up?

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Okay.

33
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Yeah,

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I have gotten kind of tall.

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Yeah. Boys must be chasing you all
around the playground.

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Yeah, no, I don't play on the playground
anymore, Grandpa.

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But yeah, I have been getting
compliments from the boys.

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Yeah, no, I can help.

39
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How's it going?

40
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Not really.

41
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I think me and mom are going to go on
vacation soon, but that's it.

42
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Where are you going to go?

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We're going to take a beach trip.

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Oh, beach.

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I love the beach.

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I haven't been there in, I can't even
remember.

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When was the last time I was on a beach?

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I don't know. I think before grandma
passed away.

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The South Beach.

50
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Wasn't there a nude beach down there?

51
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Oh, Grandpa.

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I think technically if you go really far
south, there is, but I doubt me and Mom

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are going to go there.

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You okay?

55
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I'm joking.

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You know, I once ate a foot -long corn
dog at a nude beach.

57
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Oh, my goodness. I'll never do that
again.

58
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That sounds crazy.

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Here. Make it fun.

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So, uh... What else is... What are your
studies?

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Oh,

62
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just some business.

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I'm dying.

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Don't die yet.

65
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I hope I don't have, uh... You know...

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I don't want you to get sick.

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Yeah, you know, I don't want to get sick
here.

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Take you out back.

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Oh, my God.

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No, they wouldn't do that, right?

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You'd be surprised.

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I might need to say something to Mom. I
don't want them to do that to you.

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Yeah, me neither.

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Have you been living in the sky?

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I mean, I guess the usual amount?

76
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Not really much. They got new
classifications for clouds.

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Okay.

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Why, right?

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No, why?

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10 -12.

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That's how the other 10 died.

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Oh. Yeah.

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Who was 10?

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He was here a while ago.

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I didn't see him anymore. Oh.

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That's my guess.

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Okay.

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Sorry about Tim. Yeah, and then there's
Russians in Colorado.

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Why would they be in Colorado?

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The Denver airport, like, underground.

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Oh. Why?

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And, uh, I mean, like, the border of
Mexico.

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The border of Mexico. I wonder why they
would choose to go to Mexico.

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Why on the Chinese, not the Mexican
border? Because I like tortillas.

95
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Oh. Well, I didn't know that.

96
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Well, at least we're going there.

97
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Someone else should be making a visit
there, but no.

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She's too busy talking about electric
cars.

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Okay. The VP.

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The VP?

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Okay.

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Maybe she should take a trip down there.

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Maybe,

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but... Hey, Grandpa.

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Have you, um... Have you, like, showered
or washed your clothes lately?

106
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I can't wash my clothes.

107
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Why?

108
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What?

109
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What are you doing so close?

110
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I was smelling you. Why?

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You kind of smell. That's why I was
asking if you showered or washed your

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clothes lately. Oh, you know, it's all
books. I smell.

113
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And I can't wash my clothes because
there's poison in the detergent.

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Why would there be poison in the
detergent?

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Why would there be poison in the
detergent? Because population control.

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You know what you thought with the old
people?

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Because we don't matter.

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Well, I mean, you matter to me, Grandpa.

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Here. Well, why don't I help you out,
and I'll take you to take a bath, okay?

120
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I'll clean you up, have you smelling
better.

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Don't worry about the clothes.

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I'll wash them. I'll take care of
everything, okay? Why don't we... Here.

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I'll bathe you.

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That way you'll smell better.

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Oh, sure. Come on. Great. Got it?

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And I want you to fall again.

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It's a

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little

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full, but we'll make it work.

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All right, here, let's set this aside.

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Can you hear me? Yeah, and if they're
right there, I'll help you figure it

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Let's start with the glasses. Let's not
get those wet.

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I'll put them over here.

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Okay. All right.

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Oh,

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got it. You got it?

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Don't hurt yourself.

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Last thing we need to do is have to call
a nurse.

139
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You're a little shapery.

140
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Did you remember to take your meds this
morning?

141
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I'll tuck you a little bit.

142
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There you go.

143
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This one button is tightening.

144
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There we go.

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Alright,

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nice and easy.

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I know you've been stiff.

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You know that, ma 'am.

149
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Do you need help with your pan?

150
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:15,840
Are you going to stay in here? Maybe I
can get in there and you can come in.

151
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Okay.

152
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Would you rather me leave? Are you sure
you're not going to fall or anything?

153
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I guess you could.

154
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I mean, hey, we're family, right?

155
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Yeah, I just want to make sure you don't
get hurt again. I know you hurt your

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hip the last time.

157
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

158
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All right. Maybe I should just... Oh!

159
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I forgot my...

160
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I guess not.

161
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Maybe I should put the walker in the
back.

162
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Why did you put the walker in the
bathroom, Grandpa? Yeah.

163
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No, why?

164
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It's like balance.

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You're sitting.

166
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You don't need to balance. I guess
you're right.

167
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All right.

168
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Okay. All right. Let me grab this stuff
to clean you up, okay?

169
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When we used to go boating.

170
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When you used to go boating? Yeah.

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The voting.

172
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What about the voting?

173
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I feel like I'm in a boat.

174
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Oh, okay.

175
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But not really, because that boat sank.

176
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Oh, okay. Well, luckily the bathtub
isn't going to sink.

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Okay, here, let me grab the stuff to
wash you with. All right.

178
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I hear something.

179
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No, it's just the water draining.

180
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So... I think to make this easier, don't
think this is too weird. Okay. But I

181
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don't want to get super wet and I need
to make sure I can bathe all of you.

182
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So I'm just only taking my pants off
just so I can make sure I can wash you.

183
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Cause if my clothes get wet, then I'm
gonna have to drive home with them wet.

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And I don't want to make this a lot of.

185
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Yeah.

186
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Okay. So just.

187
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I don't want to get my hair wet either,
so give me one second.

188
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We're going to get you all washed up,
nice and clean. You won't stink anymore.

189
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We'll take care of your clothes.

190
00:13:20,430 --> 00:13:21,910
You won't have to worry about anything.

191
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I'm going to take care of you.

192
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No, I'm just trying to scoot over.

193
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Okay.

194
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All right.

195
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I'm going to sit right here.

196
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All right.

197
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Get some soap on here.

198
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supposed to give you soap and this is
almost empty. No wonder you stink.

199
00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:45,610
This nursing home really does suck.

200
00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:50,210
Alright, get one. Let me see your feet.

201
00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,250
Alright, is that okay?

202
00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:54,470
It's not hurting?

203
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Okay.

204
00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:05,490
Alright, let me see the other foot.

205
00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:16,170
You know, Mom was saying I'm pretty good
at taking care of people, and I should

206
00:14:16,170 --> 00:14:17,990
think about being a nurse.

207
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,770
Yeah, caregiver.

208
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,730
Right? Yeah.

209
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,410
Maybe I can work at the nursing home,
and then I can help you more often.

210
00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:30,370
All right. Yeah, that would be great.

211
00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:32,490
I would like that.

212
00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:35,370
Okay.

213
00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:37,770
All right, let's see the other legs.

214
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:48,020
Okay, let me put a little more soap on
here, and I can wash your upper half.

215
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,200
Great.

216
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,940
What is, what's that belly button?

217
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,920
Oh, oh, I got my belly button pierced
for my birthday.

218
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,420
Like, earrings?

219
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:09,900
Oh, no, not.

220
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,790
Not a earring. It's for my belly. Right,
right, right.

221
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:15,209
That's new.

222
00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:16,570
All the kids do it now.

223
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,970
Yeah, most of the girls are doing it.
Some boys, too.

224
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:29,050
You know, you're only my step
-granddaughter.

225
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,250
Really?

226
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:36,530
That's a whole other story. I could tell
another time.

227
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,050
Oh, okay.

228
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,300
I'll have to ask Mom about that.

229
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:50,880
All right. Okay. I'm just going to let
you know, Grandpa, I got to wash

230
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your penis.

231
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,600
Okay? Of course.

232
00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:57,020
Are you sure you can stand up? Oh,

233
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okay. I'll be quick. I don't want you to
hurt yourself.

234
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,720
Yeah, that's it right there.

235
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,440
I feel like you know.

236
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,240
Okay. Okay.

237
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:16,980
Is that better?

238
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,260
Are

239
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you

240
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,280
sure, Grandpa?

241
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,600
Okay,

242
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,040
that's the best way to clean it.

243
00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:42,330
Okay. Well, I guess you know best,
Grandpa. I mean, I don't have a penis,

244
00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:43,410
you say this works.

245
00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:44,870
That's good right there.

246
00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:46,370
Okay.

247
00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:49,270
Well, I'll make sure I get it all nice
and clean, Grandpa.

248
00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:53,770
Okay.

249
00:16:57,430 --> 00:17:01,430
All right. I think it's getting pretty
nice and clean now, right?

250
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:02,670
Yeah.

251
00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:06,349
I'm going.

252
00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:09,210
Grandpa,

253
00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:11,270
are you okay?

254
00:17:11,569 --> 00:17:13,270
Are you having a heart attack?

255
00:17:14,329 --> 00:17:16,670
No, I'm just dust busting.

256
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:18,930
What's that?

257
00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:21,650
Nothing really.

258
00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:25,710
Just an old man thing?

259
00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,010
Nothing.

260
00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:28,690
Okay.

261
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:33,880
Okay, well, you're... I'll clean up, so
why don't we rinse you off and get you

262
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,180
dried off and into clean clothes?

263
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,300
Okay.

264
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,340
You don't want to stay in here any
longer?

265
00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:14,090
You won't even miss me.

266
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You

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can't

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keep an old man down.

269
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:37,850
What are you doing?

270
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Fuck you guys.

271
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Where am I? I was going to pick up
your... What am I going to do?

272
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:14,920
It's okay.

273
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,960
You're supposed to be at the nursing
home.

274
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,860
Yeah, I know. I hate it there.

275
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:26,500
I know you don't like it there, but did
you sneak out?

276
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Did anybody know you left? No, I didn't
sneak out. I just left.

277
00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:32,660
You just left?

278
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,520
Yeah, I'm a...

279
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Oh, man, I can do whatever I want. I
have my right to do whatever I want. I

280
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guess, but... Left.

281
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:48,030
I mean, they'll probably be looking for
you. I mean, I guess, come in.

282
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,830
What the hell with them?

283
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:51,350
It's not my problem.

284
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:57,090
No, but... Like they can keep me there
all damn long. Okay, hold on, let me...

285
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,410
We're up against my will, right?

286
00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:01,970
Right, okay, hold on. My run's a little
bit of a mess. Hold on.

287
00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:05,250
Oh, my gosh, Grandpa, I can't believe
you.

288
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:10,080
Okay, come in. Just take a seat.

289
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:12,540
I'm not interrupting.

290
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:19,040
No, I mean, I was just going to change
so I could go out, but I was just going

291
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,740
to hang out with my friends, but I can
wait.

292
00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:25,940
Yeah, yeah, it's fine. I can message
them.

293
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,540
Oh, my God, I can't believe you're here.

294
00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:31,780
Me either. Look at this. This is great.

295
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,140
How do you climb steps in the wall?

296
00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:36,870
I'm glad you made it up the steps.

297
00:21:37,070 --> 00:21:38,290
What if you fell?

298
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:41,890
What would we have done? Nobody would
have known where you were.

299
00:21:43,230 --> 00:21:44,230
Doesn't matter.

300
00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:46,230
Fine.

301
00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:51,150
You wouldn't happen to have your keys to
your car?

302
00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:53,870
Why do you need my keys, Grandpa?

303
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:57,950
I was going to go and pick up your
grandmother.

304
00:21:58,390 --> 00:22:01,470
She's finished at her bridge game.

305
00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:04,250
Grandpa, um...

306
00:22:04,670 --> 00:22:07,890
You do know Grandma passed away, like, a
couple years ago, right?

307
00:22:08,930 --> 00:22:13,310
Like, um, so... Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's
waiting for me.

308
00:22:14,070 --> 00:22:18,250
Well, I don't know. I don't think it's a
good idea for you to drive the car.

309
00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,810
Like, I mean, I could drive you
somewhere.

310
00:22:22,330 --> 00:22:23,330
I have a license.

311
00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:25,170
I've been driving my whole life.

312
00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:28,890
I understand that, but don't... Like, I
could drive you.

313
00:22:29,710 --> 00:22:33,530
Um, oh, wait, hold on, hold on. Hold on,
I'm getting a text. Just one second.

314
00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:35,350
Oh, it's Mom.

315
00:22:46,150 --> 00:22:52,670
Okay, um, Grandpa, if you need to go
somewhere, I mean, I'm happy to take

316
00:22:52,690 --> 00:22:56,090
If not, why don't you just hang out here
with me for a little while? We can just

317
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hang out around the house and maybe put
on one of your favorite TV shows or

318
00:23:00,090 --> 00:23:01,090
maybe play some games.

319
00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:03,430
Yeah, I like...

320
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,680
Spin the bottle.

321
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,240
Spin the bottle? I mean, there's only
two of us, Grandpa.

322
00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:11,540
Well, I can't kiss myself now, can I?

323
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:17,060
Oh, um, yeah, but I don't know why you'd
want to kiss me, Grandpa.

324
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:24,360
No, you're all grown up now and
everything.

325
00:23:25,180 --> 00:23:27,540
Why don't you maybe give me some sugar?

326
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:34,900
Lay on back.

327
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:42,360
Is this really what you want, Grandpa?

328
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:49,720
Well, I mean, it's hard to lie.

329
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,100
Are you comfortable?

330
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:54,720
Yeah.

331
00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:57,520
Okay, I don't want you hurting, okay?

332
00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:16,610
You know, I can't tell you the last time
I had one of these.

333
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:20,430
What do they call them nowadays?

334
00:24:21,950 --> 00:24:24,170
Um, I think just blowjobs.

335
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,580
Am I doing okay, Grandpa?

336
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:51,140
Yeah, it feels... I think it feels
right.

337
00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:22,220
Maybe a little bit.

338
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:59,400
thank you grandpa huh i haven't had one
of these in years

339
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:06,020
look what you did it's hard um

340
00:26:06,020 --> 00:26:08,420
isn't that supposed to get hard well
yeah

341
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,360
Thank you.

342
00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:14,840
It's so big, it makes my mouth hurt a
little bit.

343
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,779
Are you sure, Grandpa?

344
00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:32,940
I don't want to hurt you.

345
00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:35,380
I'm strong.

346
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,160
Okay, if you think so.

347
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,880
Okay. I'm going to be careful, though.

348
00:28:52,300 --> 00:28:53,300
Is this okay?

349
00:29:32,059 --> 00:29:33,340
You okay?

350
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,000
Get Grandpa out of his pants.

351
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:36,800
Um, okay.

352
00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:43,540
Yeah. Get me out of my pants and maybe
climb all the time.

353
00:29:43,860 --> 00:29:45,920
Yeah, whatever makes you more
comfortable, Grandpa.

354
00:30:24,370 --> 00:30:26,490
Okay. Is that okay?

355
00:30:27,270 --> 00:30:30,830
You sure I'm not crushing you?

356
00:30:31,210 --> 00:30:32,210
Okay.

357
00:30:32,610 --> 00:30:33,790
I don't want to hurt you.

358
00:31:54,140 --> 00:31:56,040
Goodness, Grandpa, careful. I don't want
you to hurt yourself.

359
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,360
Yeah.

360
00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:41,780
I'm doing it okay?

361
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,320
Oh, you're doing great, baby, for sure.

362
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,500
Uh -huh.

363
00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:56,880
Where'd you learn how to do that?

364
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,660
Um, I don't know if I should tell you,
Grandpa.

365
00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,340
Okay, what would you like?

366
00:34:43,060 --> 00:34:44,600
Doggy, I think I can do that.

367
00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:46,159
Here.

368
00:34:48,159 --> 00:34:50,980
Why don't you just bend right here.

369
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,280
Okay.

370
00:34:56,620 --> 00:34:58,600
Are you sure your hips can take it?

371
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,660
I felt so good in my life. Okay.

372
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,840
I feel guilty if you hurt yourself.

373
00:36:57,390 --> 00:36:58,390
me, Grandpa.

374
00:37:09,230 --> 00:37:11,110
It's almost like when you'd spank me as
a child.

375
00:38:58,540 --> 00:38:59,940
I hope this is making you feel better.

376
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:05,100
I know you were having a difficult time
at the nursing home.

377
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,260
You're so much better now.

378
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:12,960
Yeah.

379
00:39:15,540 --> 00:39:16,540
Here.

380
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,020
I'm going to give you a foot job.

381
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,940
about how you loved rubbing on grandma's
feet. So hopefully this will bring back

382
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,380
some pleasant memories for you.

383
00:40:02,890 --> 00:40:03,890
How's that?

384
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,840
You like my feet, Grandpa?

385
00:44:28,490 --> 00:44:29,510
closer to you now.

386
00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:37,700
Okay, well.

387
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,120
So how about the kids?

388
00:49:42,020 --> 00:49:46,840
Okay, now you got to stay put because
mom's coming to pick you up.

389
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:50,900
And mom's going to take you back to the
nursing home because you weren't

390
00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:51,900
supposed to leave.

391
00:49:51,980 --> 00:49:55,660
So I think she's going to be here any
minute. So we should probably get ready.

392
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:57,560
Oh, fuck that nursing home.

393
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,400
Sorry, grandpa, but you got to go get
ready. All right.

394
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,380
You're still going to come visit me
again, right? Of course.

395
00:50:07,850 --> 00:50:08,850
I'll visit you, Grandpa.

396
00:50:09,570 --> 00:50:10,570
Yeah, I know.

397
00:50:10,890 --> 00:50:11,990
I'll come visit you.

398
00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:13,250
Hi,

399
00:50:17,730 --> 00:50:18,730
Grandpa.